2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 2 points
3. thick rimmed glasses - 2 points: 0 points
4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 6 points
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 4 points
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: 0 points
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0 Points
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 2 points
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 0 points.
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 6 Points
11. saucony/new balance/converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 2 points
12. mountain climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2 points
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0 points
14. scarf - 2 points: 0 points
15. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: 2 points
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 0 points
17. vegetarian diet - 0 points
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0 points
19. straight edge - 5 points: 0 points
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0 points
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 2 points
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 1 1/2 points
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 0 points
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 10 points
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0 points
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0 points
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0 points.
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 0 points
39. riding a bike - 5 points: 0 points
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 5 points
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 0 points
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0 points
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: 0 points
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0 points
35. being in a band - 5 points: 5 points
36. working at a record store/health food store - 5 points: 0 points
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5 points
my score: 56.5, bitches
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore